WHY DO I SMELL SO BAD. HELP.
now it’s like i’m following them plus all the people they follow!
truth.
patrick is weird and makes shannon update his own tumblr for him
1. patrick now has a job in DC with his mom and ashley. unfortunately, he has to wake up at 530 AM everyday. good thing it pays well
2. patrick successfully completed his first year in college and had lots of fun, despite all the “studying” and “work.” some memorable times from college included: making forts during exams, playing mario on the wii for 3 hours, realizing business classes suck, and being a gardener.
3. patrick started umping baseball games this year. from 2 games, he made more than i do in a week. not cool.
4. the lakers did not make it to the finals this year. boo.
5. in 10 days, i will be celebrating my 4 year anniversary with this kid. and father’s day. and his mom’s birthday.
6. come watch him play softball for the first time in 2 weeks
7. he is eggcited that he’s going to the hillsong united concert on august 20! row S wheeeee
8. i hope you’re happy that i updated this!
peace out boy/girl scouts
but this is probably not the post you were looking for. it was too long for me to put anywhere else, though.
via SLAM
Today on Good Morning America, LeBron described his relationship with Cleveland like this: “It’s almost like a relationship you may have with a lady where you’ve been with that person for seven years and you’ve seen it all. You’ve grown together. You’ve been through the ups and downs. And one day you guys just don’t see it the same way. You have to move on for the better.”
If we’re using this analogy, put it like this: Lakers fans’ relationship with Kobe is like a trust fund kid (the fans) smitten with a gorgeous fly-girl (Kobe). That dude worships that girl, protects that girl from jealous hate, cherishes that girl. If she leaves, the guy will be heartbroken and crestfallen, but he’s lived a swell life and, eventually, things will get good again. On the other hand, Cavs fans’ relationship with LeBron was more like a woman (the fans) who’s been abused, mistreated and under-appreciated her whole life, falling in love with a dashing, “knight in shining armor” (LeBron) who rescues her from a desperate and tragic life. Can you imagine how depressed that woman would be if/when that man left for a more glamorous chick and she goes back to her sucky life? You’d probably have to put her on suicide watch.







